The Trials and Tribulations of being an irrecoverably jaded Rogue Christian

It’s now 3.45AM and as my good friend Mr. Holland says, “Never a dull moment.” Even right now PJ’s alive. GOD!

“Keep it simple now” – Cobra Starship

Got this survey from Ms. Naive’s blog:

My list of must-have sins. If there’s one sin I must keep, it’s the sin of..

It’s all seven deadly sins and more, of course.

1) Lust
Getting off on rejection

2) Gluttony
I’m hungry

3) Greed
Money money cigarettes money!

4) Sloth
Aren’t we all lazy?

5) Wrath
Ahhhh… hate is the easiest resource to give away.

6) Envy
I wake up everyday wishing to be someone else.

7) Pride
Hmph, peasents.

Foul language?
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

9) Idolism?
PATRICK STUMP!

10) Dishonouring thy parents?
Everyday.

11) Taking God’s name in vain
Goddamn Jesus fucking Christ everyday.

12) Murder
Smoking and second hand smoke. Life gets shorter everyday.

“Light that smoke, yeah, one for giving up on me and one just cause they’ll kill you sooner than my expectations” – Tell Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today by FOB.

 A tag I plucked out of some random blog:
Here goes: Rules: 1. Put your MP3 player/Media player on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. You must write the name of the song NO MATTER WHAT

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Love song by Anberlin

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Buses And Trains by Bachelor Girl

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Girl at the rock show by Blink 182

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Spirit in the Night by Bruce Springsteen

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Overkill by Colin James Hay

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Transatlanticism by Death Cab For Cutie

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Stricken by Disturbed

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Another Mistake by Evan and Jaron
WHAT IS 2+2?
Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall Out Boy
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
It’s Hard to say “I do” when I don’t by Fall Out Boy

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Switchblades and Infidelity by Fall Out Boy

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
You’re crashing but you’re no wave by Fall Out Boy( I have alot of FOB songs, this isn’t on purpose)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Mad World by Gary Jules
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Who Painted The Moon Black by Hayley Westenra
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Times Like These by Jack Johnson

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
You can breathe by Jack’s Mannequin

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Life of illusion by Joe Walsh

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Inside of love by Nada Surf

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Caught in the rain by October Fall
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Decoy by Paramore

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Ada Apa Denganmu? by Peter Pan

The phone ring’s, who do you want it to be?
There’s not suppose to be an apostrophe in that question. I want it to be Patrick or Pete or Noelle, or even Joe or Andy.

When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
PEOPLE ARE PAID TO DO THOSE THINGS.

In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
My word is law, so you shut up and listen.

Do you take compliments well?
Like a bullet.

Do you Sudoku?
I don’t have time for these numbers in boxes!

If abandoned in the wilderness, will you survive?
I’ve been abandoned in the urban wilderness.

What song are you listening to?
Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today by Fall Out Boy

Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Band camp!

What was your favorite game as a kid?
My favourite game as a child was “children-should-be-seen-and-not-heard”.

If a person you really liked was pursuing you, but you know that he/she was married, would you?
Depends

Could you date someone with different religious belief than you?
How can I not date someone with a different religion?

Do you like to pursue or to be pursued?
Fair game

Use three words to describe yourself.
I am Alex.

Which song makes you cry?
Dramatic Emo Song by Spitalfield, haha.

Are you continuing your education?
Everyday you learn something new.

Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Ehehehehehehehehehe… what kinda gun? Ehehehehhehee

If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you’d grab?
My phone… no… my clothes… no… my cigarettes… no… my computer… no… my ashtray… no… my pants(it might not be on at the time of the fire)… no… my MP4 player… no… can I just pack up everything before my house sets on fire?

How often do you read books?
When time permits it.

Do you think more of the past, present or future?
You gotta look back to see where you are, so you can know where you’re going.

What is your favorite children’s book?
Errrrrrrrrr… Catcher In The Rye.

What color are your eyes?
The colour that eyes should be.

How tall are you?
Probably taller than you and your mom.

Where is your dream house located?
Anywhere, as long as it’s not on fucking fire.

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth before?
Yeah, at HELP college.

When was the last time you were at the Olive Garden?
I haven’t even been to your garden.

Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Union City.

Do you like mustard?
On your mom.

Do you prefer to eat or sleep?
Eat-in-my-sleep.

Do you look like your mom or dad?
Mom? Dad? Who are these people?

How long does it take you to shower?
Alone?

Can you do the splits?
If I could do the splits, my nuts would too. But your mom can.

What movie do you want to watch right now?

What did you do for new years?
I don’t remember.

Do you own a camera phone?
Like Pete and Paris?

Was your mom a cheerleader?
Eww… don’t ask me that.

Whats the last letter of your middle name?
In the AZN culture, we don’t have middle names.

How many hours of sleep do you get at night?
Once again, ALONE?!?!

Do you like care bears?
I am a care bear.

What do you buy at the movies?
A ticket.

Do you know how to play poker?
I can poke you.

Do you wear your seatbelt?
Depends who, err… I mean what I’m riding.

What do you wear to sleep?
Heh heh heh… I’ll leave that up to your imagination.

Anything big ever happened in your hometown?
Hometown? Jakarta? Who knows?!

How many meals you eat a day?
do*

Do you always read Friendster Bulletin?
Depends on who’s doing it.

Do you like funny or serious people?
Seriously funny people.

Ever been to L.A.?
Sighh… yeah.

Did you eat a cookie today?
Heh heh heh… what kind of cookie?

What are you thinking right now?
What are YOU thinking right now?

Ok, I’m just really bored right now.

“I do not want to father a flock, to be the fetish of fools and fanatics, or the founder of a faith whose followers are content to echo my opinions. I want each man to cut his own way through the jungle.” – Aleister Crowley.

    One last final exam tomorrow and one last final assignment which I have yet to hand in. AND THEN I’M DONE, THIS SEMESTER WILL END! I shaved last night and if you know me well enough, I’m quite terrible at shaving but last night’s results were the worst. There’s no hair but… it looks like there’s no hair because someone threw acid onto my face and it burnt off all the hair and my skin is alllllllllll fucked up. There’s blood EVERYWHERE!  I’m hideous! Hideously disfigured! I’m so ugly! Don’t look at me, I thought I was ugly before but I’ve beaten my own record!

Ok, I’m tired, goodnight.

“If I see you, this darkness would turn to light.” – Storm by Lifehouse.

    We’re 7 hours till my heart gets broken.

I’ll tell you the story about my night later. Right now I’m spazing out in my room, and also smoking and sipping on hot green tea. You won’t find any other awkward Chinese boy sipping on hot Japanese green tea and smoking overpriced cigarettes at 6 in the morning. It’s iPod day, it’s the day of truth, and when I give it to her, it’ll be the brightest hour of my darkest day.

Btw, Merry Christmas, the lonliest time of the year for some.

“It’s been a helter-skelter romance from the start.” – Forever by Papa Roach.