Your secret’s out and the best part is it isn’t even a good one

May 11, 2009 at 6:55 am (Blah blahs and yada yadas)

Since the day has been particularly clean,

And now all I can do is sit and sip,

Sip baby-poison by computer-light,

I’ll do this: Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.

Pick Your Artist: *nudge, nudge* *wink, wink*

Are you male or female: Lake Effect Kid

Describe yourself: The (After) Life Of The Party, I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off

How do you feel about yourself: Don’t You Think I Know Who I Am

Describe where you currently live: Dead On Arrival

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: I Don’t Care

Your favorite form of transportation: Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

Your best friend is: The Patron Saint of Liars And Fakes; She’s My Winona

Your favorite color is: Golden

What’s the weather like: The Pros and Cons of Breathing

Favorite time of day: Calm Before The Storm

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Fame<Infamy

What is life to you: Thriller; The Music Or The Misery

What is the best advice you have to give: Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows), This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms’ Race

If you could change your name, what would it be: West Coast Smoker, Pavlove

Your favorite food is: It’s Hard To Say “I Do” When I Don’t

Thought for the day: I’ve Got All These Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers; Saturday

How I would like to die: Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash, Wish You Were Here; 20 Dollar Nose Bleed; A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me

My soul’s present condition: My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon; Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes; The Carpal Tunnel Of Love

My motto: Of All The Gin Joints In The World; Tell That Mick Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today

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When all the others are just starting to wake, I’m trying to trick myself to fall asleep again.

And those who are only falling asleep now, clean or not, congrats.

Well, people, it’s almost 8AM.

- 3, 2, 1, we go live. – Tiffany Blews.

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