Tell the boys where to find my body, New York eyes, Chicago thighs.
So what if everything’s going wrong? So what if it’s happening everyday? And I’m sincerely sick and bored of the fucking bullshit about the someday-the-right-one-will-come-alone speech. If I lost money everytime someone gave me that speech, I’d be more bankrupt than Enron.
So what if nobody appreciates it when I do nice things? So what if I go to hell even if I do nice things? Ok, now I can go die. Bye!
“Am I more than you bargained for yet? I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear cause that’s just who I am this week.” – Sugar, We’re Going Down by Fall Out Boy.
And hours pass…
So I got a joke from Ms. Jellybean aka Ms. Rin today in the e-mail that relates with my research paper:
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
It’s pretty relevant to the research paper. But then again love and relationships never make sense, just as God planned it irresponsibly forgot to plan it.
Today, we’ll take a break from the research paper and take a look at religion. I got a parking ticket today and it was a pretty bad luck/ woke-up-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-bed/ bad day. So upon informing my mother about the parking ticket, she told me that if I was a better Christian or at least a normal Christian I would not get the parking ticket and she SINCERELY and RELIGIOUSLY believes that. Therefore, everyone who isn’t a Christian or a Rogue Christian apparently, ALWAYS get parking tickets. Now, that sounds like bullshit to you and me because this has been my second parking ticket in my entire life. Anyway, the fact is Jesus hates me because I don’t kiss his ass. This would be the equivalent of a Rogue Christian doing the right thing and helping out people but never prays to God and goes to hell and a Christian who does many evil deeds but prays for forgiveness and goes to heaven. And don’t forget: Doing the right thing = bad karma. The same way: Nice guy = No relationships.
I suspect this will be a bad luck week. And it seems the mass depression period is over for most people. Sigh. Love sucks. And so does life. And so does not knowing what to do.
“And I feel alright, so please don’t get me rescued.” – Rescued by Jack’s Mannequin.
And there are so many reasons why I should be down.
Sighhhhhhhhhhh….
ok, anyway;
Definition of the asshole
Assholes can come in many forms, sometimes people who aren’t even assholes can be assholes but we normally call this being angry, being frustrated, being truthful or having a bad day. This part will focus on the basic asshole that maybe some people don’t fit the criteria but are still assholes. It’ll try to explain and cover every aspect and characteristic of the male creature known as asshole.
First of all, assholes are divine beings from God and the heavens, because NO MATTER WHAT, they will win in the end. Let’s take a look at one of the most common situation with all the right variables to define this part:
- If an asshole breaks a girl’s heart, she will turn to the nice guy, the guy who would dress as a clown just to cheer her up, the guy who may or may not happen to have feelings for the mentioned girl but he will abstain from trying anything with her in that utmost need of emotional support simply because he is a nice guy, he himself knows it would not be the right thing to do try and take advantage of the situation or else he would have evolved/mutated into an asshole.
If God meant for nice guys to get the girl, then there would alot less single nice guys. This is possibly, almost NEVER the case. Thus, assholes were born heirs for their ever so highly-demanded exclusive by species: girl.
Requirements for an asshole:
- Judges anyone solely on how they look.
- Pressuring a girl that would make a girl feel bad about herself.
- Insulting to girls, guys, anyone and everyone.
- Arrogance over stupid things(Example: I play football, my grades are better, I’m better looking than that nerd and etc).
- Keeps a girl hanging, this can be done by the asshole being evasive/non-responsive.(According to Rin’s entry titled “Melodrama”)
- Irresponsible.
- Dishonourable(Empty promises, unfulfilled oaths and etc).
- Unloyal(this does not necessarily cheating with someone else, it can be dishonouring the girl, or betraying her in anyway).
- Egotistical, selfish possesiveness(making sure the girl has only that particular asshole in her heart, sometimes this may be totally unrequited love). (According to Rin and Iman).
- Be a Christian, no, I’m joking. Basically, knowing what would be the right thing to do and not acting upon it(this can be done by taking advantage in an unfair situation and etc).
Note that, not all assholes would meet the requirements but would meet at least 3 of the requirement points.
The reason why assholes would act this way is because:
Intelligence. Guys have observed (and interestingly, it’s often the stupider guys who observe it first) that guys who are jerks to girls get more chicks. It’s uncanny. This is partly due to the universal law that the more you like somebody, the less they like you (therefore, if you really like somebody, act like you don’t like them and they’ll want you more — I’m hardly breaking new ground here).
But it’s mostly that if you’re nice to a girl, she’ll see you as weak and walk all over you until you kill yourself. If you’re mean to her, she’ll treat you with a little more respect (fear) and be more afraid that you’ll lose interest. She will, therefore, make more of an effort in all aspects of your relationship. Machievelli said it’s better to be feared than to be loved.
Taken from The Daily Free Press, article The Truth About Jerks written by Pat Casey.
Another supporting point of why girls would prefer assholes is because:
My theory: Females are weary of the metro-sexualized pansies that are being produced by mass media and feminist parenting theory. So, when a jerk shows up, he rather easily passes as masculine, assertive, and powerful, simply by virtue of contrast with the aforementioned fellows. His character is egotistical but his personality is sexy.
Taken from Sam James’ blog, article Girls Like Jerks.
And so, this concludes the first part of the content in the research paper. I hope it’ll help the people I am sharing this with to understand fully about the research paper.
“You could use someone to save, someone like me, someone who’s not brave, someone who’s not free.” – Meet Me At My Window by Jack’s Mannequin.
The seasons without reasons
There is a small update in the Background of the Problem in my intoduction entry, thanks to Mr. Chance.
Progress Report:
- I am still collecting the literature review.
- Deciding on which case studies to use in the content as some of it is quite sensitive. The particular case study that is still in it’s research level and has not been completed is quite questionable and has quite a high risk level.
- I’m just too fucking lazy to continue the research paper right now.
“The truest words than anything I could bring myself to tell to you” – I’ve Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers by Fall Out Boy.
If you left it up to me, everyday would be a holiday from Real.
Tagged by ACG.
“Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total 20 questions, then tag to 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.”
1.) Who do you love?
I have no idea.
2.) Rainy days or sunny days? Why?
Rainy days with green tea and cigarettes.
3.) Would you date a hermaphrodite, if “he”/”she” was perfect in every other way?
Nnnnnnnnnyes…
4.) Who would you marry?
Erm… Sophia Bush?
5.) Where is the place you would like to go most? Why?
Back to… the good times, good times.
6.) Who are you most afraid of losing?
Myself.
7.) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?
HURT MYSELF!
8.) What was the best thing you’ve learned in 2007?
I learnt that I like smoking.
9.) What was the worst thing you’ve learned in 2007?
I learnt that I actually like smoking.
10.) If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to her? Or just keep the secret in the heart, observing by yourself?
And what would be the point of confessing? Girls go for assholessssss… duhhh… read my research paper.
11.) Till now, what is the moment that you regret most?
Spending money for stupid reasons.
12.) What are the requirements that you wish for your another half?
No requirements, sometimes you can’t help who you love.
13.) Which type of person do you hate the most?
ALL TYPES ARE WELCOME! I’m not a prejudice!
14.) What is your ambition?
ROCK STAR!
15.) Would you rather be someone else at this moment?
Sometimes
16.) If you could have one dream come true, what would it be?
TO BE A ROCK STAR!
17.) What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?
Smoke!18.) Who would you turn gay for?
Patrick Stump… and… a few others.
19.) What do you think is most important in your life?My friends.
20.) Describe your dream house.
Black and cold.
I tag
1. Ms. Indie
2. Mrs. Holland
3. Ms. Klutz
4.Ms. Bangau
5-8. Anyone else.
“Guitar” – False Pretense by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
I want to hate you half as much and as I hate myself.
“some” = Element X(it is an unknown denomination, in this case, you may assume it is kissing, hugging, cuddling, dating, relationship stuff and etc. There is currently no real definition for “some”.)
Introduction
The social phenomenon of girls prefering assholes over nice guys will be studied in this make-shift research paper. This research paper is not for sale or for free use for any reason. The thesis and hypothesis of this research paper was stated in an earlier post, so please refer to older entries. And as Fall Out Boy would say,”You’re just the girl all the boys wanna dance with and I’m just the boy who’s had too many chances.”
Background of the problem
The problem of this phenomenon is girls simply do not enjoy the exclusive company of nice guys but rather enjoy the exclusive company of boys/men who reach the standards of an asshole/jerk. There are normally several cases to this phenomenon, however I will state the most personal and relevant cases here:
- The girl has knowledge of the boy/man already being an asshole and views it as a conquest of hope for the boy/man changing their ways for the girl and becoming a nice guy(this is normally not the case).
- The girl has no knowledge of the boy/man being an asshole and perhaps later on in the relationship will reveal his true characteristics.
- The girl has no knowledge of the boy/man being an asshole and will never discover this truth, as he keeps this characteristics of being an asshole in other social circles that the girl normally has no contact with at all.
- The girl is fooled by the asshole as what would come off as confidence which would seem as good qualities but will progressively escalate into bad qualities such as overprotectiveness and paranoia.
Significance of the problem
With the majority of girls having assholes as boyfriends, it is assumed that the girl will want this relationship to lead to something serious, with the ideal life(family, white picket fence, a dog named Spot and etc conformists goals) that they dream of, which would mean that they would love to have a family with the person that they are with, which would imply the asshole/boyfriend.
If this phenomenon continues, it could lead to an entire generation fathered by asshole/jerks and thus a shortage of nice guys and the eventual extinction.
Research points
- Case studies from personal experience
- Case studies from other nice guys’ perspectives
- Case studies from girls with past bad experiences
- Published material which support the content
Hypothesis and Thesis(For the sake of following the correct format)
Hypothesis: Girls like assholes, thus assholes always have girlfriend or is always in the process of getting “some”.
Hypothesis 2: ACB has never had a girlfriend or ever gotten “some” because he is a nice guy.
Thesis: ACB will never get a girlfriend or get “some” because he is not an asshole.
P.S. I know everything is not proper, even the stating of the thesis and the hypothesis statements but whatever!
“Keep quiet, nothing comes as you.” – Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner by Fall Out Boy.
I’ve hoped for change, it gets better everyday. I’ve hoped for change but still I feel the same.
Dear Alexander,
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The International Admissions Office.
Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Can you see this people who keep on saying that they’re going to get out of this country and do something great? Can you see this people who have dreams of grandeur? No, you can’t cause you don’t read my blog and I’d like to keep it that way! But you stupid FUCKING STUPID M*l*ys**ns who don’t walk the walk but talk the talk. Like YOU!!! Stupid people from college! And you stupid, promiscious betch! And, and, and… you poserrrr with the fake Vans shoes, the black-rimmed glasses that you don’t really need, and all your poser-istic stuff!
Wow, things I’ve wanted to say for a long time. Anyway, I’ll continue my research paper tonight.
“Once a whore, you’re nothing more!” – Misery Business by Paramore.
The hope of a new day is sometimes hard to see.
One last final exam tomorrow and one last final assignment which I have yet to hand in. AND THEN I’M DONE, THIS SEMESTER WILL END! I shaved last night and if you know me well enough, I’m quite terrible at shaving but last night’s results were the worst. There’s no hair but… it looks like there’s no hair because someone threw acid onto my face and it burnt off all the hair and my skin is alllllllllll fucked up. There’s blood EVERYWHERE! I’m hideous! Hideously disfigured! I’m so ugly! Don’t look at me, I thought I was ugly before but I’ve beaten my own record!
Ok, I’m tired, goodnight.
“If I see you, this darkness would turn to light.” – Storm by Lifehouse.
The words of a never-been-kissed and/or been-in-a-relationship virgin.
Hypothesis: Girls like assholes, thus assholes always have girlfriend or is always in the process of getting “some”.
Hypothesis 2: ACB has never had a girlfriend or ever gotten “some” ( I have no idea what is “some” suppose to be, so just deal with it).
Unexplainable truth: ACB will never get a girlfriend or get “some” because he is not an asshole.
Ok, I’m just too lazy to do my work and I decided to write this down, which I was thinking about last night in bed. I SHOULD be doing my work but I wanted to explain the science of ACB to my readers, imaginary or otherwise and eat a candy cane at the beginning of March while typing this down. But now I’m out of candy canes, so I will smoke. And screw my multimedia work, I’ve got Media Research Methods to do!
Argh! What’s all these bridges burning?!?!? Won’t someone put them out? Yes, my dear readers, in the process of doing my work for days, I have become just a bit crazy but really, what’s with the burning of bridges? Won’t somebody come and save me? Can’t you see? The noose is getting pretty tight, the blade’s getting rusty and most of the cool bands aren’t coming here.
Why can’t more cool bands come here? Are we not people? With feelings? Do we need bleed when you cut us? Do we not die when you shoot us? How will our souls be fed if no cool bands come here?!??!!?!? It’ll make life a little less painful.
Ok, I’m going to go do my work now. Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
“Fix me in fourty-five.” – Thriller by Fall Out Boy.
Holiday from Real.
Incompetant group-members, still tons of work to do, everyone is depressed. I would say it’s a mass depression period. And couldn’t you have told me why you’re crying at 1AM? You know I’d never try to hurt you, even though I can get bitter and depressed over small or big things but I’d never hurt you,” Cause that’s just the kind of boy that I am.”
“If I am another waste of everything you dreamed of, I will let you down… If I am only here to watch you as you suffer, I will let you down…” – If I Am by Nine Days.
